Directed by Michael Bay, starring Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel 

“Entertainment by volume. Both in terms of a decibel level that pummels you into submission, and a whopping run-time of around two-and-a-half hours.” Matt Bochenski, Little White Lies

“Big, loud and definitely not clever, it’s a giant, lumbering idiot of a movie that, were it not for all the explosions, would send the most devoted action fans to sleep.” David Edwards, Daily Mirror

“It’s longer, it’s more explosive, it’s more directionless, it’s all the proof you’ll ever need that more really isn’t always more.” Richard Luck, Channel 4 Film 

“Fox has little to do except look great in a tank top and tight jeans while running in slow motion through flying sand.” Roy Bennett, Hollywood Reporter